02 / THE THESIS
SCROLL TO DIVE ↓
QUACKCHAIN
● MAINNET LIVE
03 / BUOYANCY CONSENSUS
Powered by Buoyancy Consensus™
CONSENSUS STATUS: FLOATING
Zero Gas Fees.
It’s a duck. There is no gas. (We checked.)
Instant Finality.
Settlement occurs the instant it touches water. Average confirmation time: 0.0 seconds, plus a small splash.
Immutable by Design.
Cannot be edited, forked, or reasoned with. What you see is what you squeak.
THE DUCK · 100%
04 / TOKENOMICS
Tokenomics
We drew this chart in a bathtub. Team: 0% · Community: 0% · The Duck: 100%.
TOTAL SUPPLY
Ultra-rare. Possibly the rarest asset in existence. There is one.
MAX SUPPLY
No more will ever be minted. Or bathed.
INFLATION
Structurally impossible. It is a duck.
05 / VOLATILITY
Built to weather the bear market.
Markets crash. Protocols rug. Founders vanish. The duck remains, bobbing serenely through the storm — because it was never connected to anything in the first place.
BACKTESTED AGAINST EVERY MARKET CYCLE. RESULT: STILL FLOATING.
06 / STAKING
Stake your duck.
Place your duck in any body of water and let it work. APY: emotional. Rewards: the quiet dignity of ownership. Slashing risk: only if someone pulls the plug.
STAKING POOL
● LIVE
STAKED
1 DUCK
EARNING
peace of mind
NEXT EPOCH
bath time
07 / nature
08 / WHAT THE POND IS SAYING
★★★★★
Best technical advisor I’ve ever had. Never disagrees with me.
A SENIOR DEVELOPER
★★★★★
I aped my life savings into one duck. No regrets. Mostly.
A CRYPTO WHALE
★★★★★
It floated through three bear markets and didn’t flinch.
A BATHTUB
★★★★★
Finally, an asset my child and I both understand equally.
AN EARLY ADOPTER, AGE 4
★★★★★
Diamond hands? More like rubber hands. Holding forever.
A VC WHO DID HIS OWN RESEARCH
09 / THE LINEUP
Choose your duck.
The original. Yellow. Buoyant. Yours.
The duck that started it all. One of one. Endlessly buoyant.
SUPPLY
1
GAS
none
BEST FOR
first-time floaters
10 / RESEARCH
The QuackChain Litepaper.
ABSTRACT
We present QuackChain, an open-buoyancy duck asset for floating, squeaking, and aggressively unnecessary speculation. The duck faithfully reproduces core financial behaviors — going up, going down, and remaining a duck throughout. Limitations include heavy dependency on water, bathtubs, and human gullibility.
Peer Review: “Trust me bro, this duck is undervalued.” — Anonymous, posted at 3am.
@misc{quackchain2026, title={QuackChain: A Trustless Bath Asset}, author={Duck Inc.}, year={2026}, note={It floats. Code: coming never.}}